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Tuesday, October 17, 2012

Giving away 20 items for free: Posted on craigslist and other web sites, I was unable to give these twenty items away for even free. Therefore, I plan to donate them to the Good Will donation center, accross the street from me. These items are: corded telephone, 900 mhs cordless phone, 2 clock radios, Linksys router, Large LED clock, 21 piece knives set, 2 large framed wall art, coffee table, door mirror, ironing board, electric can opener, six pairs of mens casual, dress, and bowling shoes, tennis raquet with case. All are in good condition and work.

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InquiriEs. Helps Aspies answer your questions

Aspies only notice space between the lines.

January 30

Is it heresy to use the word heavenly if I am agnostic?

Astrology and the zodiac: Up until now I have been misinformed! I always thought I was a "fish out of water"! Now I know I am the water itself! Aspies are like a "fish out of water" when it comes to the NT social culture, Aspie's are well advised to not make sales a career. This fishy phrase is an idiom of the English language. Idioms are hard to understand by Aspies, and find them to be idiotic. Under the "wrong" definition of the zodiac signs, I was considered a Pisces(♓), the fish sign. Now I learn I am really Aquarius(♒), the water sign. Therefore, is 2011 the dawning of the age of Aquarius? At least now I know why I hate fish. Now we know that, instead of 12, there are really 13 original signs. The US had 13 original colonies. Should we now change the calendar to 13 months? Can we call that month Asperger? Hans Asperger has done more to explain me than my horoscope. Maybe we should add the Zodiac sign of Aspieus. It would be between Aquarius and Pisces, and include Feb. 21.Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16....Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11....Pisces: March 11-April 18...Aries: April 18-May 13....Taurus: May 13-June 21....Gemini: June 21-July 20....Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10....Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16....Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30....Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23....Scorpio: Nov. 23-29....Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17....Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

January 28

"God" and religion is another name for hope. Hope is an illogical emotional pacifier. You are the only one that matters or not.

What do Cyndi Lauper, Angela Landsbury, and my wife have in common?

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."

The primary source of support for autistic people could be their parents. Mine were not .

Mitt Romney earns each day, 2.5 times what both my wife and I earn in a year. Mitt also earns enough each day to buy my home in cash each and every day. He is part of the top 0.1%

January 25

I am hurt. Yesterday, I found the metal sign with my web-site address on it, taken down. It was done so without warning or explanation. The site is for my condo association, which I have exclusive use of. Today I found out that the BOD President ordered it removed. There is no explanation by our management company other than the next BOD meeting is in 3 weeks.

January 15

Parents are in a good position to acclimate their children to society, assist them in learning new skills, and understand emotions in interacting with others. With this type of guidance, the children can grow up more easily, and become more successful. They will also be happier and more motivated if they are supported, encouraged, and praised when growing up.

My fortune cookie has been disabled.

January 9

If my eyeglasses are full of water, am I an optimist or an optometrist?

I view the world as a half cup constantly overflowing with water. What am I?

Sears will Die hard, and be K-put.

January 5

I may not be a learner, or leaner, but am always A. Lerner.

I believe in the separation of church and state. I oppose a pledge to a flag, and having the word "God" mentioned in it or on our currency. I respect those who volunteer for our Military, but not the government for invading other countries.